Do Not Approach This ManAndrew Stark currently lives is Whitehorse, Yukon Territory, Canada, where he enjoys a lifestyle absurd in its plenitude. He is presently majoring in philosophy, but most doubt he will ever finish his degree.
His mother has lovingly provided him with lodging, allowing him to avoid living in complete squalor, although his ongoing neglect of his own person continues to be an irresistible subject for the local gossips. His pets have also done their part in maintaining his well-being, and have kept him thus far from utter madness and crippling depression.
He is occasionally spotted chasing after young women or wild animals, most often with camera in tote, but his unusual style of dress provides him effective camouflage in his most frequent surroundings—his office, and the boreal forest.
He is dangerous and should not be approached without due care and proper training, and is therefore best communicated with by clicking on Contact in the sidebar.